Yes Jeff, this ones for you :)

When you went to BYU (and so did all your siblings)...

... but now one of them is at Law School at University of Texas... and they're coming to Provo to play... you kind of have to go... and take all your kids... just so you can call and rub the deplorable loss in their face... especially when you were expecting you'd have to watch the Cougars get slaughtered... and have your face rubbed in the mud... and instead it's a blowout!  Go Cougs!